These are my earlier posts on atheism up to March 2010. All kinds of rude comments about religion – you better believe it!
Atheists, walk this way
Going through airport security recently I was pulled up when the scanners spotted a can of shaving cream in my bag. Out of the queue, unpack bag, find shaving cream among all your other personal hygiene items as people keep a wary eye on you as a possible terrorist.
And I felt like saying – “Hey, I’m an atheist, I’m off to the Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne, atheists don’t blow up planes or anything else.”
And then, in my spot a money making venture a mile away (eye on being part of next year’s Forbes list of excessively rich people) mode I thought – how about flights for atheists only? Special treatment, no need for scanning luggage and body and handing over phones and being embarrassed by shaving cream, just walk this way Mr Atheist sir. Flights could be cheaper without all that security, and certainly quicker.
I reckon a lot more atheists would come out of the closet too. Come forward to claim yet another benefit of living the superstition-free life.
And so, just as special benefits for non-smokers encourage the giving up of the filthy nicotine habit, so special benefits for atheists would encourage the giving up of the filthy religion habit.
And eventually (after hell freezes over) all of us could avoid the embarrassment and delay currently caused by the potential, at ay time, for some religious person to go bat-shit crazy.
15 March 2010